Helt Chuck
Klipp og lim er flott. Klarte ikke å la være når jeg fant denne godbiten på verdensveven. Et vidunderlig knippe med fakta om Chuch Norris.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72….. and they`re all poisonous.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting… because he`s not acting
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
The First rule of Chuck Norris is: You do not talk about Chuck Norris.
When God said: "let there be light", Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"
There is no evolution. Just Chuck Norris.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72….. and they`re all poisonous.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting… because he`s not acting
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
The First rule of Chuck Norris is: You do not talk about Chuck Norris.
When God said: "let there be light", Chuck Norris said: "Say please!"
There is no evolution. Just Chuck Norris.
Drodla av Geir sånn i 15:14-tida
3 Comments:
Chuck Norris er konge (eller kongen er Chuck Norris?), men du har ikkje fått med deg dei beste.
Dei vert snart å finna på hefa.blogspot.com
Geir svarar ikkje på kritiske spørsmål. Han berre ser på journalisten, som spring sin veg og byrjar jobbe som korrekturlesar i lokalavisa.
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